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Sex Life 由英语作文网收集整理 英语作文网 345543.com When God was finished creating man and the animals, he called them together to pass out attributes. When He came to the sex item on His list, He said to man, "Man, I will grant you 20 years of a good sex life." Man thanked God and stepped to the side while God addressed the next in line, the monkey. "Monkey, I gave man 20 years of a good sex life, so I will give you 20, too." The monkey scratched himself and after a little thought said, "Thanks very much, God, but I really need just 10. I don`t live as long as man." Man immediately raised his hand and said, "God! God! I`ll take the 10 years he doesn`t want!" God said, "Okay, monkey doesn`t want it, so it`s yours." Then God came to the lion. "Lion, I offered man and monkey 20 years of a good sex life, so I grant you that as well." Lion yawned, stretched and said, "God, thanks, but really 10 years will do me just fine." Man jumped up and down, crying, "God! God! I`ll take his extra 10!" God looked at him and shrugged. "Okay, man, it`s yours!" The meek and gentle donkey likewise gratefully settled for 10 of the 20 years God off red. Man eagerly waved his arms. "God! God..." God answered, "I know, I know. You want his, too. Okay, you`ve got it!" THE MORAL OF THIS STORY: Man has 20 years of a good sex life, spends the next 10 years monkeying around, the next 10 lyin` about it, and the next 10 making an ass of himself. Sex Life 由英语作文网收集整理 英语作文网 345543.com |
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