Understanding Women,Understanding Women范文 |
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Understanding Women 英语作文网收集整理 作文网 345543.com At long last... The Men`s Guide to what a woman really means when she says something. Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later). You want = You want We need = I want It`s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You`ll pay for this later. We need to talk = I need to complain Sure... go ahead = I don`t want you to. I`m not upset = Of course I`m upset, you moron! You`re ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You`re certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? I`m not emotional! And I`m not overreacting! = I`m on my period. Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I`m going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you`re really not going to like. I`ll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I`m beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you`re dead.] Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I`m sorry. = You`ll be sorry. Do you like this recipe? = It`s easy to fix, so you`d better get used to it. Was that the baby? = Why don`t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. I`m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. All we`re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we`re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? (The answer to "What`s wrong?") The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything Everything = My PMS is acting up Nothing, really = It`s just that you`re such an asshole I don`t want to talk about it = Go away, I`m still building up steam Understanding Women 英语作文网收集整理 作文网 345543.com |
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