I`m Glad I`m A Man,I`m Glad I`m A Man范文 |
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I`m Glad I`m A Man 英语作文网整理收集 论文网 lunwen5.com I`m glad I`m a man, you better believe. I don`t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don`t bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts. I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west. I don`t get wasted after only 2 beers, and when I do drink I don`t end up in tears. I won`t spend hours deciding what to wear. I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair. And I don`t go around checking my reflection in everything shiny from every direction. I don`t whine in public and make us leave early, and when you ask why get all bitter and surly. I`m glad I`m a man, I`m so glad I could sing. I don`t have to sit around waiting for that ring. I don`t gossip about friends or stab them in the back. I don`t carry our differences into the sack. I`ll never go psycho and threaten to kill you or think every guy out there`s trying to steal you. I`m rational, reasonable, and logical too. I know what the time is and I know what to do. And I honestly think its a privilege for me to have these two balls and stand when I pee. I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball. It`s more fun than dealing with women after all. I won`t cry if you say it`s not going to work. I won`t remain bitter and call you a jerk. Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure. I won`t assume it`s permanent by any measure. Yes, I`m so very glad I`m a man, you see. I`m glad I`m not capable of child delivery. I don`t get all bitchy every 28 days. I`m glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise. I`m a man by chance and I`m thankful it`s true. I`m so glad I`m a man and not a woman like you! I`m Glad I`m A Man 英语作文网整理收集 论文网 lunwen5.com |
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